Randomness

WHY OR NEIGHBORS ARE SURE TO LOVE US:

Small Pants jumps into the pool repeatedly. That is his favorite part of "swimming." He yells at the top of his lungs each and every time at a decible level that can be heard for miles:

"Cannonbarf"


THE NEED FOR ENUNCIATION:

Pants gets the boys bottoms sometimes when they are playing, just a little butt pinch. As they were playing last night, Small Pants said:

"Daddy, please don't get my Butt Hogs"

(We think he was aiming for the word "buttocks.")



THE LAWS OF PHYSICS:

Several years ago, Medium Pants was playing outside with one of his friends. The friend was climbing on the swing set, fell down and began to cry. Medium Pants came inside and said:

"Mama, the horses of gravity got Matthew. Can you come help?"