They Don't Come With Instruction Manuals, People!

Pants: "Son, you weren't raised that way."

Medium Pants: "But Daddy, I must have been, because I acted that way."


That, my friends, was the most insecure and uncertain moment I have ever had as a parent. Do I send him to his room or praise his wit? I did neither - I left the room because I was dangerously close to snorting cold tea out my nose. I figured Pants could handle it.

It has never been discussed again, so I think he may have just let it slide.